In high school I worked on our local school newspaper. There were a couple of cool journalisim eggheads there that I hung out with. We adopted sort of an unofficial mascot, who was an eggplant named Mookey. Soon Mookey became one of the boys.
Then one day Mookey went missing. After a couple of tense days I found the following Polaroid inside my school locker.
Life can be cruel when youre a teenager.